Elvis Sitings

 

The official site is the best place to start, of course. Graceland itself. 'Nuff said. http://www.elvis-presley.com

It's not official, it's not authorized, but Disgraceland is the best darn source of everything Presleyan. http://www.nwlink.com/timelvis.html While you're there, don't miss Friz-Elvis, the Budgie who would be King, the amazing Elvisalope, and the Miracle at Mount Rushmore.

Y'know that game where you try to link actors to Kevin Bacon? Go see The Oracle of Elvis. http://wsrv.clas.virginia.edu/~acs5d/oracle.html

At last it can be told. The Secret Diary of Elvis' former hairdresser. Run, don't walk. http://www.dreamproductions.com

Americans for Cloning Elvis. Great people with a great cause. Sign the petition. http://www.geocities.com/americansforcloningelvis

But where oh where will we buy our white jumpsuits, scarves, sunglasses and sideburns? Why, at the Elvis Impersonator Collection, of course. TCB, man. http://www.tcb.net/eic

Elvis Lives in Evil Levis! Whichever way you look at it. http://www.wsrv.clas.virginia.edu/~acs5d/elvis.html

Well, I couldn't resist. I headed right over to the Plywood Elvis and paid my respects. The advice he gave me is just too personal to share here. You'll have to get your own. http://www.alpinet.net/~clarity/plywood/yourfate.html

Gimme That Dang Pill! No, not you--it's the name of the game where you try to flush the Quaaludes down the toilet before Elvis gets them. The prize? A fried-peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich, of course. http://www.deluxoland.com/ELVIS.html

Last but not least, if you just can't bear it that he's gone, this site will turn you into Elvis. Don't try this at the office--singing and gyrating is required. http://www.mich.com/%7Errreibel/elvis.htm

 

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